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Friday, March 17th, 2006
8:48 pm
This one goes out to Pumpkin. It seems like Im the only one around here that will miss you. Take it easy girl, dont go beating up on the other cats up in Kitty Heaven.

You will be missed.

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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
3:13 am - Cesare Borgia once led a revolution
Its quarter after 3 on a Monday night/Tuesday Morning. Im pulling an all nighter due to a research paper I have due at 10 this morning for my Legacy of the Modern World class. Its all so quiet, and peaceful, and well, I just like thinking. Bollywood and their crazy remakes. I have come down with a cold though, which an all nighter isnt going to help with at all.
This girl is in my Personality Psych class, and its funny cuase she looks like bulbasaur. And whenever I hear her talk, all I can think about is her going, "Bulba bulba bulbasaur." I think im derranged or really tired.

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Thursday, February 9th, 2006
12:39 pm - And I was hoping for Emma Frost....
I havent done one of these in ages...

You scored as Gambit. Gambit is another loner character. He loves Rogue. He has a very cool deboner personality. He's done things in his past that he's not proud of but he atones for his actions by fighting for peace with the X-Men. His weapon of choice is the playing card. Powers: Charges objects with kinetic energy by touching them, then they explode like grenades.






Jean Grey














Emma Frost




Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
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Monday, January 30th, 2006
12:28 am - Moses
First and foremost, Happy Chinese New Year everyone.

I expect in Chinese class tomorrow we will have some kinda crazy things going on, but who knows.

Well, the first two weeks of classes are done. Its good to be back but I still miss home. Especially with this damn nice weather. Fuckin 63 degrees today, so nice, and it just made me want to play some ultimate. However, I was stuck inside reading On Christian Liberty by Martin Luther. Not a bad read, a little dry at times, but the part where he compared the freedom of a Christian to making sweet love to a hooker with armpit hair was just a little much for me, let alone to call that hooker a "Dirty motherfucker in the name of the of my holy penis." Yeah Im going to hell for that, I think Im too tired to care.

But alas, shit is crazy and Im missing all the h town kids like you wouldnt believe. Im about to punch these kids outside of my window, Ill catch you all later.

current mood: tired

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Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
11:43 am - The only thing to say is TOUCHDOWN
Well, look at that will ya. We've come a far way.

This weekend was by far the best weekend I can remember (except for the "aftershock"). I just have to thank Lewie, Pat and Nick J for coming down and of course looking out for me. Now, for some of the more memorable things...

"I fucked Donna Carter!" Sorry bout that pat.....
Nick J and his guitar hero playing
Lewie and I destroying that gin
My dancing (I dont even remember that)
Throwing up in the graveyard

Needless to say it was a great Friday, and I, along with the rest of St. Mary's thanks you three for coming down. TOUCHDOWN MOTHERFUCKERS

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Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
12:51 am - Liquid Modernity
Well, Im back in college, Im bald and I'm still the same old Joshua Whitt that all you motherfuckers know and love. This break was incredible, except when I got sick, and well even working at Petsmart wasnt that bad.
College is good, its good to see all these kids again to be doing something productive, but I guess I was doing that at home anyway, what with work and all.
I do miss you all in Hagerstown and I sincerely hope you all visit me soon.

Well as for now, I must reshave my head, and then head to bed, I got Chinese early tomorrow. Night all.

current mood: okay

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Thursday, December 8th, 2005
2:23 pm - Isnt it the truth
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I put money in jamison1's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I set chotheskimo's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I pulled over and changed beefmother's flat tire (15 points). In October I gave penutbcrunchman a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week I gave zaden1 a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (953 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

Hehehe....damn straight

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Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
1:48 pm - Dont fuck with me when Im pissing...literally
Well, last night proved to be an interesting night. I just wonder if I should have take advantage of the moment. Upon second thought, I really shouldn't have. Girls who are drunk grabbing you while you're doing your business are not people to mess with. So boys, take note, dont get mixed in with shit like that.

current mood: contemplative

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Monday, November 28th, 2005
10:10 pm - OH THE HUMANITY




Did anyone else see Mike Jones in it. I almost crapped myself

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12:40 am - Osterkuchen
Well, it was a fantastic week.

I would like to thank everyone in h-town who helped to make it such.

Now I just have one thing to say before I head off

Lewie......HANS EIST KRANK!!!!!!!!!!

current mood: accomplished

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Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
3:40 pm - Why not?
So in case you dont know, Ive decided to voluntary go without AIM for a full 72 hours. For some this may seem an easy task, however, for those who know me, they know that this task is all but almost impossible. Yesterday I discovered I am like a crack addict with AIM, I am a slave to it. Also, here on campus, to go without AIM is virtually impossible, becuase that is how plans for the evening whether it be dinner or just going out, are made. Well I decided I want to get out, I want to see what is around me instead of sitting in this room reading people's away messages and trying to initiate conversations. Its high time I start living my life (and Im talking downtown). So yeah, yesterday at 4:30 P.M. the "experiment" started. The test is to see how long I can go, though once I make it to 4:30 P.M. on Friday, Im free. I am not allowed to sign on AIM at all under any screen name nor am I allowed to delete AIM from my computer. The program has to stay on my computer otherwise this task really would just be too easy. No one thinks Ill be able to do this, not even my own mother. Ah well, I just wanted to update everyone and make sure you all know Im not dead. Hope you all are doing well. Peace out.

current mood: peaceful

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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
8:33 pm - S Club gonna show you how
NickJFightsCrime: I
NickJFightsCrime: Love
NickJFightsCrime: S Club
NickJFightsCrime: i cant deny a love that deep

Oh that Nick J....isnt he dear.

College is going well. Been chillin with Mollie and the rest of the gang down here. Went to the point today...so beautiful. Kids down here think Im hilarious....and slightly cracked out.

current mood: S Club

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Monday, August 29th, 2005
9:50 pm - My Chinese professor looks like Cho's momma!
The janitor in our dorm called me slickums today. For a second, I thought he said Steakums, and then I was confused.

The weekend is over and first day of classes ended. Its so crazy. All my professors seem nice though, and like I dont know, hopefully Ill do well.

I wont lie to you all, I am homesick, but....Ill make it through. Thats what Josh Whitt does....whether its by punching penut butter fags or some other means, I always get by.

Drop me a line sometime, my number here is 240-895-4654.

current mood: tired

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Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
11:03 pm - You dont mess with Josh Whitt
Damn kids, have I got a story for you.
Lets just say, if my status wasnt hood before, it is most definetely now.

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Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
1:51 am - Oatmeat!
So today Lewie and I were talking. And the conversaiton turned to Oatmeal. And somehow, it went from Oatmeal to oatmeat.

Lewie: Eww, that would be nasty
Me: I wonder how it would taste
Lewie: Only one way to find out.

So yes people, in the tradition of the sweet meat theory, I will be trying Oat meat soon enough. So, if you already dont have enough reason to come to Pat's funeral party on Saturday, then you should come just to see this.

Oh snap, how do you like that for advertisement!

current mood: anxious

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Friday, July 8th, 2005
4:59 pm - Breath smell like thunder, what you lookin at, I dont need your phone number
Mmmmmm, butter rolls and potatoes.
Hahaahahahaha, good fun with Lewie at port city.

So anyway, how are the rest of you kids out there doing?

current mood: potatoes

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Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
12:29 am - Fruity monster, fruity fruity monster
So today I watched a ton of tv, chilled with mollie and thought about college. Then, perhaps one of the greatest things appeared to me. I saw the Andy Milonakis Show tonight, and oh lord...it was the most cracked out thing ever. I love it. Im only writing this entry to tell you all to watch it.

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Thursday, June 9th, 2005
2:25 pm - It started with the loss of a nut
So after five hours, I have quit trying to mow my grandmothers lawn. Now, don't think of me as a quitter, because I am far from that. If you will, there was a series of unfortunate events which befell me while I was mowing the lawn, which you shall now read in chronological order, becuase I know you want to.
1) The first thing that happened was the lawnmower actually fell apart. Like, I don't know why, but a nut fell off of a screw (hahaha, screw and nut) and the handle just fell off of the motor. So I spent about a half hour trying to find a nut that would fit the screw (hahaha). When I did, the mowing resumed.
2) Becuase it was such a hot day, I guess the motor overheated, and well, just wanting to get done, I payed no attention to the large amounts of smoke coming out of the mower. Next thing I know, I hear a bang, like a gunshot. It didn't sound healthy. So, I stop for a while.
3) In direct correlation with the previous event, after letter the mower cool down, I try to start it. It doesn't start. After many tries I take a look at the mower and realize that the spark plug is now gone. So, I decide to use the other mower my grandparents have...the mower named Crappy McIeatshitandbarkatthemoon.
4) In the dramatic conclusion to this story, after mowing with the crappy mower for a while, it starts to sputter. I keep mowing though just cause I want to get this job done. That was a bad idea. Next thing I know black smoke is coming out of the thingy, and then suddenly Im covered with oil. The thing kinda blew up, in a weird way though. Like, the mower looked kinda normal, except for the huge amounts of oil on my legs and shorts and even lower torso.
Ah well, thats the end of my story.

current mood: bleh

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Tuesday, June 7th, 2005
12:14 am - Hahaha, an event to cherish
This is actually taken from Lewie's lj, but I decided to post it just cause I saw this guy on PBS again, and it made me laugh. Mind you, this is taken from Lewies lj, so like, its from his point of view. But he put it in such great words I couldn't rival it. The day of September 5, 2004. So yeah...enjoy.

it started when josh and i were watching tv in my basement.
there was some show on pbs about this japanese man who runs one of the best sno-cone stands in the world. and among the various things he does with sno-cones (such as put ice cream underneath the ice) there was this "specialty" of his, where he boiled beans, and then he added sugar and other sweeteners and would provide a treat of sweet beans and ice. Aside from the mixture of disgust and intrigue, this quickly prompted qiute the intellectual conversation.

lewie: eww, beans and sugar? that's sick
josh: yeah, that's kinda sick
lewie: that'd be like if you mixed sugar and meat.
josh: oo! that'd be pretty good
lewie: eww, that's pretty damn sick.
josh: no, no, think about. if you had like a beef, cooked into like a pie crust, and it had like this sweet syrup stuff in it. i bet that'd be good.
lewie: a sweet meat pie? that is the sickest thing i've ever heard.
The Rock: I ate the whole damn pie!
josh: no, i bet it'd be really good.
lewie: you want to try it then?
josh: ...sure.

and so we headed up to the kitchen where i began preparing josh a sweetened slab of roast beef. the beef was nicely glazed with a mixture of syrup, molasses, cinnamon, sugar, and vanilla all heated to a nice temperature.
josh then proceeded to eat the creation in one bite, and make the worst face i've seen in my entire life. josh said it tasted "like death" and we laughed for a good fifteen minutes about this.

Thank you Lewie.

current mood: Tasting like Death

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Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
11:35 pm - For all those who would like to know
Thanks to Lewie, I have just come across the most interesting of information.
Fergie, the girl from the Black Eyed Peas, has the first name of Sarah.
Her child's name is Bea.

Thank you for letting me share my new found knowledge.

current mood: accomplished

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